You have a craving for jelly beans. But it IS Lent, a time for moderation, so you feel you should wait until the Easter celebration begins. But Easter is late this year, and your body knows it is time.

So you amuse yourself by exploring all of the jelly bean ads on the Internet. There are a lot. Some are gourmet, and some are discount. Some are delectable and some perhaps not. You can buy a mountain of jellybeans, and have them shipped  to your door. Home or office-which is safer, really?

There are jelly bean monsters everywhere, and they want YOUR jellybeans. And you really can’t offer just one, now can you? A few free handfuls to your family, friends, or colleagues, and even the largest bag is seriously diminished.

So what’s the solution? Be a closet jellybean eater. It’s the only way.